Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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