She announced her abortion via fbk
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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