It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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