don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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