Porn is love you can see.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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