I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
soo... how was my night?
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