FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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