what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
