I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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