I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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