Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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