yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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