So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
His hands were made for my vagina.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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