i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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