Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Randomize
