i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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