How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
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I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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