I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
he's single and there are thong briefs.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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