It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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