So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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