What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Randomize