gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
