the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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