I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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