Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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