True but thats because hes a fetus.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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