You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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