So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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