I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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