weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Randomize
