the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
Randomize
