You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
even my farts smell like vagina
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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