Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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