11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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