bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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