fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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