Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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