I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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