i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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