ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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