How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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