its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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