Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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