I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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