i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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