No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.