This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
These 15 Honest Illustrations Show What Women Do When No One Is Watching
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it