I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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