Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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