The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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