marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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