Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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