I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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