That's intense
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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