i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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