He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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