He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Alive.
So much puke
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
