ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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